It's lunchtime - what's in your mouth?????
and please, people - try to keep it clean, m'kay? 
LOL!!!
I had said the Greek Salad, but decided to change it up - researched the nutrition and went with a 6'' Veggie Delight from subway. Why? cause it's BIG (to me) so I will feel like I ate a LOT but it's right at 300 cal (with the sweet onion sauce I like)
ETA - forgot to mention that I successfully molested a 3 Muskateers bar in the store....and RETURNED it to the shelf!!! that's right, looked, touched and PUT IT BACK!!!!!
since it was me and the 3 muskateers, does that make it a 4-way
???? LOL!!!!!
so - what are YOU eating?????
LOL!!!I had said the Greek Salad, but decided to change it up - researched the nutrition and went with a 6'' Veggie Delight from subway. Why? cause it's BIG (to me) so I will feel like I ate a LOT but it's right at 300 cal (with the sweet onion sauce I like)
ETA - forgot to mention that I successfully molested a 3 Muskateers bar in the store....and RETURNED it to the shelf!!! that's right, looked, touched and PUT IT BACK!!!!!
since it was me and the 3 muskateers, does that make it a 4-way
???? LOL!!!!!so - what are YOU eating?????
I have missed your humor, but you keep it real and I have always liked that.
As we speak I have 3oz of chicken breast left over from pappasitos, it had about a tbls spoon of sauce and a little onion and 2 of the hottest jalepenos slices I have ever eaten , my mouth is on fi ah r and I am sweating I had a tsp and I mean a tsp of the beans and rice mix together ,.....otherwise I would never eat it.
next meal will be my liver mover drink... all fresh beets, cucumber, celery, carrots, parleys w/ a shot of protein. lord have mercy on me....I will be in the bathroom the rest of the evening.
As we speak I have 3oz of chicken breast left over from pappasitos, it had about a tbls spoon of sauce and a little onion and 2 of the hottest jalepenos slices I have ever eaten , my mouth is on fi ah r and I am sweating I had a tsp and I mean a tsp of the beans and rice mix together ,.....otherwise I would never eat it.
next meal will be my liver mover drink... all fresh beets, cucumber, celery, carrots, parleys w/ a shot of protein. lord have mercy on me....I will be in the bathroom the rest of the evening.
" I successfully molested a 3 Muskateers bar in the store....and RETURNED it to the shelf!!! that's right, looked, touched and PUT IT BACK!!!!!"
Girl, must be something in the air...
I took six Oreo double stuffed cookies out of the cookie jar last night and placed them in three neat little stacks on a napkin. I could just imagine nibbling them in bed with a cold glass of milk.
Then I looked at them again and it seemed like too much, so I put two cookies back. That still looked like too many cookies, so I put one more back.
That made my cookie stacks lopsided.
Asymmetrical food = unappealing/inedible food.
I put them all back and had a handful of roasted peanuts instead.
Girl, must be something in the air...
I took six Oreo double stuffed cookies out of the cookie jar last night and placed them in three neat little stacks on a napkin. I could just imagine nibbling them in bed with a cold glass of milk.
Then I looked at them again and it seemed like too much, so I put two cookies back. That still looked like too many cookies, so I put one more back. That made my cookie stacks lopsided.
Asymmetrical food = unappealing/inedible food. I put them all back and had a handful of roasted peanuts instead.
Ok - I have to say - you are the FIRST mofo I've ever known to have a problem with asymmetrical food......... WTH?????
That is off the chain - are you also the type that can't have food touch on the plate? I had a homie that wouldn't mix mashed 'taters and peas on the plate - had to eat them seperate........
And BTW - you get the award - cause if that candy bar hadda been 'nekkid' - as in out the wrapper - I would qualify for a first degree felony assult.........
LOL!!!!
Kudos to you and the peanuts!!!! now the REAL question - will you be able to avoid them lil stuffed bastids again tonight???????
That is off the chain - are you also the type that can't have food touch on the plate? I had a homie that wouldn't mix mashed 'taters and peas on the plate - had to eat them seperate........
And BTW - you get the award - cause if that candy bar hadda been 'nekkid' - as in out the wrapper - I would qualify for a first degree felony assult.........
LOL!!!!Kudos to you and the peanuts!!!! now the REAL question - will you be able to avoid them lil stuffed bastids again tonight???????
"Ok - I have to say - you are the FIRST mofo I've ever known to have a problem with asymmetrical food......... WTH?????"
I have to have things organized. I don't know if it's because I'm an engineer or if I have some sort of undiagnosed obsessive compulsive disorder.
What's bad is I don't even buy the Oreo's for myself. I always end up bringing home junk food when my husband goes to the grocery store with me. They've got iced cinnamon rolls and Lay's potato chips in the kitchen too.
I'm going to measure a cup of peanuts in the shell for my snack and pretend that junk isn't in the kitchen.
I have to have things organized. I don't know if it's because I'm an engineer or if I have some sort of undiagnosed obsessive compulsive disorder.
What's bad is I don't even buy the Oreo's for myself. I always end up bringing home junk food when my husband goes to the grocery store with me. They've got iced cinnamon rolls and Lay's potato chips in the kitchen too.
I'm going to measure a cup of peanuts in the shell for my snack and pretend that junk isn't in the kitchen.
Ummm - you might want to apply for a patent on that disorder before someone else snags it..... LOL!!!!
heck - you'd think that would be a GOOD thing - and keep you from eating up everything, right? HA! appearently you found a whole lotta symmetrical shyt pre WLS...... LMAOOOOOO
....... hope that doesn't offend you - it was funny to me - I mean, like if you had a problem with eating dark colored food, you'd think the mofo would be life long skinny, right? Just goes to show that WLS is not exclusive to one type or mold of eating habit.
And I would need a blindfold in your crib, no WAY am I walking past some Lay's potato chips!!!!!
heck - you'd think that would be a GOOD thing - and keep you from eating up everything, right? HA! appearently you found a whole lotta symmetrical shyt pre WLS...... LMAOOOOOO
....... hope that doesn't offend you - it was funny to me - I mean, like if you had a problem with eating dark colored food, you'd think the mofo would be life long skinny, right? Just goes to show that WLS is not exclusive to one type or mold of eating habit.
And I would need a blindfold in your crib, no WAY am I walking past some Lay's potato chips!!!!! 
MAMMA no you know i was gonna make a comment out you said keep it clean so here goes
ordered taco salad lord knows i cant eat nearly half of ot (i split it with a guy i work with i call him my human garbage disposal he got a dam sexy body but eats way to much lol)
so about cup lettice and tomato
salsa
sour cream
6 nacho chips
and some ground taco meat wasnt bad but needed hot sauce which i forgot. so theres my protene for a bit .
take care ma :)
ordered taco salad lord knows i cant eat nearly half of ot (i split it with a guy i work with i call him my human garbage disposal he got a dam sexy body but eats way to much lol)
so about cup lettice and tomato
salsa
sour cream
6 nacho chips
and some ground taco meat wasnt bad but needed hot sauce which i forgot. so theres my protene for a bit .
take care ma :)
see - and here I am waiting for the first person to admit they wash everything before they lick/suck......... 
LMAO!!!!!!!!good for you for being able to share - I wish i WOULD try to split something with someone...... that ish will NEVA happen right...... cause I am famous for cutting a half that looks like a sliver.......
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